SBTI Personality Test

You have been constipated on the toilet for 30 minutes and feel miserable. Which response sounds most like you?

A friend brings along one of their friends to hang out. What are you most likely like?

I feel like I have to keep climbing and getting better.

There is something I genuinely want and pursue deep down.

Your partner is basically the full package: kind, warm, principled, articulate, observant, knowledgeable, ambitious, easy to be around, and ridiculously attractive. What happens next for you?

I usually do things with a clear goal in mind.

In relationships, I often worry that the other person will leave me.

I am not good enough, and the people around me all seem better than I am.

When people say you are "good at execution," which thought feels closest?

I have a clear sense of who I really am.

Finals are coming up. School says you have to attend evening study hall, and skipping it costs you points. But tonight your crush invited you to play PUBG Mobile. What do you do?

Your partner hasn't replied for over five hours and says they had diarrhea. What's your first thought?

You are walking down the street when an adorable little kid skips up to you and hands you a lollipop. What is your first reaction?

There is no question here. Please pick blindly.

What kind of hobby are you most into?

Sometimes you clearly have a different or negative take on something, but you keep it to yourself. Most of the time, why?

You met a bunch of online friends through Identity V, and they invite you to hang out in person. What is your reaction?

I often make plans, but...

I make decisions pretty quickly and do not like dragging them out.

I like breaking convention and hate feeling boxed in.

I mainly act to achieve results and improve, not just to avoid trouble or risk.

Personal space matters a lot to me in any relationship.

I basically keep an invisible electric fence around myself with people. Get too close and the alarm goes off.

I show different sides of myself around different people.

One day it suddenly hits me that life does not really mean anything. Humans are just animals driven by urges and hormones. We eat when we are hungry, sleep when we are tired, and want sex when we are turned on. We are not all that different from any other animal.

I'm not just a loser, I'm the whole clown package, a background NPC, the kind of person who's never been in a relationship, timid and insecure. My youth has basically been one long streak of delusions, imagining I'd have a girl to walk around town with, shop with, hang out with. Reality? I burned through my parents' money, went to a lousy school, drifted through life, and ended up with no dreams, no goals, and no real skills. Every time I see people joking online about guys like this, it genuinely stings. It feels like being a rat underground, peeking through a storm drain at all the good things happening above me. Every reminder hurts and makes my little slice of space feel smaller. Please, man, leave a little room for clowns like us to breathe. I really don't want to soak my pillow with tears again in broad daylight.

Hand on my heart, I take every relationship seriously.

After you start dating, your partner turns out to be super clingy. How do you feel about that?

Most people are basically kind.

I want to be really close with the people I trust, like we have known each other forever.

Other people's opinions don't really get under my skin.